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Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
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Johnnie Mortimer
ITV1

Season 5
6 eps · 1986
Zara Nutley
Zara Nutley
Aunt Eleanor

Robin Kermode
David Peel

Julia Watson
Lyn Peel

Honor Blackman
Tacy Kneale
Tacy Kneale
Lyn Peel
Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris
David Peel
Ted Valentine
Ted Valentine
Biffin

Jeremy Sinden
2nd Policeman
Cass Allen
Cass Allen
Mrs Grieves

Margaret Courtenay
Lady Deveraux
John Carlin
John Carlin
Mr Neville
Pamela Watling
Pamela Watling
Customer
Helene Hunt
Helene Hunt
Trixie

Gabrielle Drake
Caroline Montague
Donald Eccles
Donald Eccles
Wilkins
Just Friends
Just Friends
1979