Stand by · pulling the latest frames
Stand by · pulling the latest frames


An unreleased Micah Land film. To release sometime in 2026. After 13-year-old Sam knocks out the town’s golden boy, Teddy Jacobs, with a perfectly aimed Pink Lady apple, he and his best friend Jim discover the horrifying truth: Teddy has no pulse. Terrified of shutting down the town, the duo embark on a chaotic, ultra-low-budget Weekend at Bernie’s routine to mask the crime until Wednesday. Dragging a increasingly smelly corpse through 7-Eleven runs, abandoned Brisbane mansions, and local parks, they must navigate rogue, racist squatters, accidental hallucinogenic Monster energy drinks, and a complete inability to act normal.
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